Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Tiki Targets Younger Generation

Tiki is targeting our youngest generation as the next tiki generation... by the time they hit the age when they can have a mistery drink coctail they will already be nostelgic of tiki from cartoons and all things kid... for example the Hawaiian based Lilo & Stitch (2002), the ancient hawaiian emperor's school cartoon.. Now there is a Hawaiian song on the more popular then the Beatles, almost as big as Jesus, sensation... HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL2

Hell ya!

So here it is, the nostradomian prediction: Tiki shall rise again as the nation of the panda fights the eagle and the bear! Doom! Tiki Doom!

Friday, November 30, 2007

Scooby Doo and The Tiki Monster Book Review

Tiki's have become more and more popular in kid culture... there are a number of ancient hawaiian or Polynesian based cartoons on currently. This has since spread to the book world and is featured in the book, Scooby Do and The Tiki Monster. I found the book to be predictable and frankly, not very scary. (Spoiler Warning!) In the end, I was disappointed and saddened that there realy wasn't a Tiki monster after all! Damn you meddling kids! Damn you to hell for ruining another great mistery!

All and all, I give this book a F rating. The plot left much to be desired and the large print seemed more fit for the elderly then the young readers this book is supposedly targeting.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Tiki guys not all cool... Damn you Phil Specter!

Everyone knows that tiki people are if nothing else, cool. Right! But hark! It turns out that the murderous loser Phil Specter is a tiki fan. This is very disturbing, I can't wait until he is in prison so we can say that he can be quickly dispathed and I can say that weird little man was a tiki fan. HARK! Anyhow, hopefuly it's just a rumor. I hate that guy.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Tiki Fall!

Fall is upon us, time to move the tiki parties from the back yard to the basement? Not so fast, fall is still a great time for a Tiki party and this year it looks like it might be an indian summer. (Thank the volcanic Tiki gods for global warming!)

However, the tiki gods have fall competition from their pagan counterparts. Halloween seems to be a popular theame party for this time of year. Son of a! But Hark! Hark! There is a solution amidst! Why the Hawaiian gothic represents a unique opportunity in convergence! Here we have an early fall theame.. summer meets death! OH, the tiki gods and celtic spirits will dance in harmony around a boozey bon fire! Hawaiian Gothics Day is UPON US!! AGGHHAAHHAAH!!!!!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Tiki Culture Sites

There are a few tiki culture sites out there that are worth noting. The list below is by no means complete but does show a few of the more interesting Tiki sites out there on the web.

Tiki Culture (Good Primer Site)

Tiki Statues (carvings, idols, poles, masks, ext...)

Tiki Fomum

Tiki Wiki